Monday, August 26, 2013

when a weather rock meets a magic eight ball



Clairvoyance

If the rock is wet
                .....outlook not so good.
If the rock is swinging
                .....outlook not so good.
If the rock casts a shadow
                .....outlook not so good.
If the rock does not cast a shadow and is not wet
                .....outlook not so good.
If the rock is not visible
                .....outlook not so good.
If the rock is white
                .....outlook not so good.
If the rock is coated with ice
                .....outlook not so good.
If the ice is thick
                .....outlook not so good.
If the rock is bouncing
                .....outlook not so good.
If the rock is under water
                .....outlook not so good.
If the rock is warm
                .....outlook not so good.
If the rock is wet and swinging violently
                .....outlook not so good.
If the rock has white splats on it
                .....outlook not so good.
If the rock is missing
                .....outlook not so good.

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